Title: Here's to you Misawa, Nvrspk loves you more than you can know. (Formally Known As: This one Time At habbox)
Well I apologise for not writing in a while, just the rating have been bombing so it didn't seem like the effort, so do me a favour and support Adzehlovers by advertising it. Anyway in the last 4 days I've bee sick again and I watched the first 4 American Pies, I watched American Pie 1 Four times in the last three days because I love it, so if i start spurting out jokes from it, they aren't completely random.
Misawa is no longer staff, sorry mate but no one cares. There was no OMG thread made in feedback complaining, even E5 got one of those. So Nvrspk fired you which can rule out the possibility of your proposing Democracy on habbox, seeing as sierk deals with cases like that personally. Ah well mate you we're great, here's to you for all your great work. But can i propose something, offer to have sex with MAD in exchange for your jobs back, but i suppose doing him would be kind of like Necrophilia. Maybe the reason he was sacked was because he refused to join the Nazi party, become a hooker, raise one hand in the air, the other in his pants and bow down to MAD. I suppose you should NeVeR SPeaK out against management (Thanks to 9 year old Immensething for that joke, a complimentary Habbox condom is on it's way to you.)
The International Division has opened on Habbox, yea that makes up for closing Habbox World. The idea of this department sucks, not only does it suck, it blew chunks, bit the big one and then came back and sucked some more. I haven't seen sucking like that since Jake getting it on with Stifflers Mom (Oh I cross-refrenced American pie to Habbox, go me!). You should bring back HabboxWorld, admit scrapping it was a mistake and make a toast to the next step, or alternatively just make the toast and get me drunk and trick me into thinking it's a good idea. There are now 2 main reasons that separate habbox from Hitler. The first is Hitler would never give up land like Habbox gave up HabboxWorld (Unless the American's we're dropping atomic bombs on HabboxWorld?) and also Hitler wouldn't open an International Division because his aim was to send Jews away. So well done Habbox.
The Productions department has announce it will be doing Little Red Riding Hood, with a Habbox spin. So i take it the idea of Jake's porno wasn't accepted. But you could do a production about Jake Riding a Little Redneck in the Hood. It'd be bitchin man, bloody Immense, Totally with it. OK so that sound like a retarded band geek talking because I don't live in the hood but you get the picture. So sexy Matt babes if your listening, please do this other in return you could Suck Me Beautiful (Another American Pie quote).
A poll has opened to see which skin people like the best. None of them arouse me. You should make one with lesbians and Dildo's, then I'd rock out with my cock out (OK I'm getting very horny with all these American pie jokes, better stop before I Cum early :P) OK I have to tone down the jokes because Immenething doesn't want me talking so much about sex. So a poll about skins, that's funny, -Insert joke here-. So I have to be funny but not dirty. So this one time and band camp we had a campfire.....
So that's it for today, I would just like to say that we have had really bad ratings lately so please do make an effort to get Adzehlovers well known. Please also send me some love by E-Mailing adzehlovers@hotmail.com, I am aiming to get 10 fan mail in 24 hours so please send me it and I will reply as soon as I read it. Also please leave a comment on this blog and tell me what you thought of this entry and how I can make it better. Also the title of this entry is a spoof of the song Mrs. Robinson, just in case you thought the title was weird. All that's left to say is SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL......
Adzehlovers
Monday, 28 April 2008
Thursday, 24 April 2008
A little clammy and none to fresh
Well my dear friends and faithful readers, I have some sad news yesterday i was sick so apologies for you not getting a slice of action yesterday. But anyway I'm fine now, a little clammy and none to fresh but fine. And another piece of sad news, this blogs ratings are bombing quicker than ---MAD---'s popularity so make a special effort to send me some love by E-Mailing adzehlovers@hotmail.com and also tell your friends to read the blog.
Habbox has been upgraded to stop security exploits, sure blame VBulletin. Habbox will need the security for when we go to war with the Spartan's. The arcade and blog have been disabled, now what will Favourtism do on a Friday night.
,Jess, has been threatened by hackers.....again. If she gets any more threats she may have to be relocated. Maybe now security has improved there is less chance of her being a hacked, a yea right. But still Jess is amazingly hot, I'm not surprised hackers want to use their tools to access restricted areas, so it may be wise to get more protection (Cheap shot I know).
E5 has been fired because he is a supposed bad example, apparently MAD disliked the fact L_W got more attention from him. But needless to say MAD does get stalked, but that's usually only by the people who want to kiss his ass or kill him. Now getting serious for a moment, E5 was fired for "Setting a bad example", but maybe Habbox we're scared that he would post a news article on something he found out because a staff member he was stalking blurted it out? And maybe habbox have a reason to not want news like that on the site, *Cough* Roller catastrophe *Cough*. It's possible?
News applications are closing today, it's kind of like working for Nike, long hours and no pay. I could understand it when adzeh was manager, but now what's their selling point? If you wanted to be a journalist you'd work for Fox News, that's around Habbox level.
Anyway what another great day, I would just like to remind you that if ratings don't improve then the blog will axed so please get your friends involved. Please leave a comment and tell me what you thought and send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com. Have a nice day, and Jake if your reading this then "Blow me beautiful".
Adzehlovers
Habbox has been upgraded to stop security exploits, sure blame VBulletin. Habbox will need the security for when we go to war with the Spartan's. The arcade and blog have been disabled, now what will Favourtism do on a Friday night.
,Jess, has been threatened by hackers.....again. If she gets any more threats she may have to be relocated. Maybe now security has improved there is less chance of her being a hacked, a yea right. But still Jess is amazingly hot, I'm not surprised hackers want to use their tools to access restricted areas, so it may be wise to get more protection (Cheap shot I know).
E5 has been fired because he is a supposed bad example, apparently MAD disliked the fact L_W got more attention from him. But needless to say MAD does get stalked, but that's usually only by the people who want to kiss his ass or kill him. Now getting serious for a moment, E5 was fired for "Setting a bad example", but maybe Habbox we're scared that he would post a news article on something he found out because a staff member he was stalking blurted it out? And maybe habbox have a reason to not want news like that on the site, *Cough* Roller catastrophe *Cough*. It's possible?
News applications are closing today, it's kind of like working for Nike, long hours and no pay. I could understand it when adzeh was manager, but now what's their selling point? If you wanted to be a journalist you'd work for Fox News, that's around Habbox level.
Anyway what another great day, I would just like to remind you that if ratings don't improve then the blog will axed so please get your friends involved. Please leave a comment and tell me what you thought and send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com. Have a nice day, and Jake if your reading this then "Blow me beautiful".
Adzehlovers
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
Mission infractable...
Hey there, it's me, Immensething.
Dear Adzehlovers was away this evening, so I'm writing a much shortened version of the regular blog. As you can see, I'm not so good at thinking up witty headlines, although, unlike him, I can do it without immediately going into sexual overdrive.
The main story today was Elkaa introducing autobans for people with 10 infractions. While this may keep -:underweartaker:- away from HxForums (which I'm told are now listed as his place of permanent residence) for a little more than five minutes, it will do even more to promote Habbox as the Hitler Youth Forum.
You see, not only will we have every Tom, Dick and Mod waving their infraction card at innocent bystanders, but we will also have ---MAD--- and his Nazi elves parading the previously happy streets of Habbox. This may turn him into an alpha male hunk for the whinging housewife commonly known as Miss Sierk, but it causes very little stirring in my loins.
In other news, Jake has announced that they're are ten more little boys.. I mean trialists, being pimped.. sorry, pumped into the Habbox Rare Values system today. Among them is the famous e5, who will no doubt try and keep track of every single mochamaster, particularly that ever so elusive one next to Lost_Witness' bed. Then perhaps a steaming costa in the bed. Then possibly masturbating into a pillow. Only joking, we love e5 really.
Habbos who turned up at Roxy's rather tiresome "beat the bunny" event hoping to smash a rabbit's head in with a mallet were sadly disappointed, and their misery was only compounded when Jake didn't turn up. Probably far too busy sewing the name tags on the new Trialist's sailor jackets.
If they returned to HxF looking for something to tip them over the edge, then they found it. Yum999 announced that applications were coming to an end early, presumably he's found another crate full of Albanians desperate for a unrewarding and soul destroying job. Expect rubbish news to materialise next week, not that it can get much worse than e5's guided tour of Lostie's wardrobe and Finkelstien's textbook accounts which could make the commentary on a Paris Hilton sex video sound like a three day diary on watching paint dry.
That's all from me, except to say that it looks like jobs are available at the Articles department... If you enjoy writing poems about how you fell in love with a dwarf who was sadly swallowed by an airbag in a tragic car accident, then please feel free to jump into Professor-Alex's cauldron of slow, painful misery.
And that's all for today. Adzehlovers is back tomorrow, until then it's chow! *returns to the bomb raid shelter*
Dear Adzehlovers was away this evening, so I'm writing a much shortened version of the regular blog. As you can see, I'm not so good at thinking up witty headlines, although, unlike him, I can do it without immediately going into sexual overdrive.
The main story today was Elkaa introducing autobans for people with 10 infractions. While this may keep -:underweartaker:- away from HxForums (which I'm told are now listed as his place of permanent residence) for a little more than five minutes, it will do even more to promote Habbox as the Hitler Youth Forum.
You see, not only will we have every Tom, Dick and Mod waving their infraction card at innocent bystanders, but we will also have ---MAD--- and his Nazi elves parading the previously happy streets of Habbox. This may turn him into an alpha male hunk for the whinging housewife commonly known as Miss Sierk, but it causes very little stirring in my loins.
In other news, Jake has announced that they're are ten more little boys.. I mean trialists, being pimped.. sorry, pumped into the Habbox Rare Values system today. Among them is the famous e5, who will no doubt try and keep track of every single mochamaster, particularly that ever so elusive one next to Lost_Witness' bed. Then perhaps a steaming costa in the bed. Then possibly masturbating into a pillow. Only joking, we love e5 really.
Habbos who turned up at Roxy's rather tiresome "beat the bunny" event hoping to smash a rabbit's head in with a mallet were sadly disappointed, and their misery was only compounded when Jake didn't turn up. Probably far too busy sewing the name tags on the new Trialist's sailor jackets.
If they returned to HxF looking for something to tip them over the edge, then they found it. Yum999 announced that applications were coming to an end early, presumably he's found another crate full of Albanians desperate for a unrewarding and soul destroying job. Expect rubbish news to materialise next week, not that it can get much worse than e5's guided tour of Lostie's wardrobe and Finkelstien's textbook accounts which could make the commentary on a Paris Hilton sex video sound like a three day diary on watching paint dry.
That's all from me, except to say that it looks like jobs are available at the Articles department... If you enjoy writing poems about how you fell in love with a dwarf who was sadly swallowed by an airbag in a tragic car accident, then please feel free to jump into Professor-Alex's cauldron of slow, painful misery.
And that's all for today. Adzehlovers is back tomorrow, until then it's chow! *returns to the bomb raid shelter*
Monday, 21 April 2008
Slim Pickings
Well what can I say, today was, to put it nicely, More boring than that one time at band camp when sierk "Touched a girls ass", unfortunatly that woman had pushed her ass into his hand by accident and was also 85. May she rest in piece. Anyway all that really happened was Jake has announced his event, CNN should be there reporting live for those who cannot get in. Bomb-Head was particularly excited, there's nothing he loves more than Bingo, Jake and prostitutes, well 2 out of 3 ain't bad babes.
Jess has also announced that HabboxLive applications have closed. I love Jess's DJ'ing it gives me a hard on, but then suddenly I'm swinging a garden hose when it suddenly changes to HOBJOB. Habbo should create a new section in the catalogue called "Drugs and alcohol." Ross and his HHGS buddies would all get behind a bike shed for a friendly smoke man while habboxLive parties could be full on raves with speed being passed around, there's nothing drugs can help you with more than getting you through a Britney Spears song. And then ClubHabbo members could all gather together and go wild and take all kinds of calpol.
Ross (GoldenMerc) sent me an E-Mail asking for a HHGS section in the blog, so i thought I'd give other sites a chance for their time in the Limelight on days like this we're Habbox has less going on than a cemetery. HHGS members are mourning the loss of Danny who has sadly resigned, he was great, he put HHGS on the map, then they made dropped Community Manager.
HHGS has taken steps towards becoming a democracy, that gives them leverage over Habbox, all HHGS needs now is a porn section and a way to download movies. The president of sulake would be furious and E-Mail Ross a complaint, you know while downloading "Fools Gold" and masturbating over HHGS porn. The other day Ross asked for 50 quid in the shoutbox, seriously Ross babes if your getting us to donate towards a Hooker at least get a different one. all your going to get for 50 quid is crabs.
Well that rounds off another Day, the word Day originates from a Latin word which means "Not Night". Please send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com I reply to ALL E-Mails usually within 24 hours, which is quicker than your ban appeal on Habbox will even reach the inbox. Anyway leave me a comment and say what you thought. I want to know your opinions on me featuring HHGS today, I'm curious on how well the idea is received. Love you all my dear readers, tell your friends please, tell them it's an adult site or something.
Adzehlovers
Jess has also announced that HabboxLive applications have closed. I love Jess's DJ'ing it gives me a hard on, but then suddenly I'm swinging a garden hose when it suddenly changes to HOBJOB. Habbo should create a new section in the catalogue called "Drugs and alcohol." Ross and his HHGS buddies would all get behind a bike shed for a friendly smoke man while habboxLive parties could be full on raves with speed being passed around, there's nothing drugs can help you with more than getting you through a Britney Spears song. And then ClubHabbo members could all gather together and go wild and take all kinds of calpol.
Ross (GoldenMerc) sent me an E-Mail asking for a HHGS section in the blog, so i thought I'd give other sites a chance for their time in the Limelight on days like this we're Habbox has less going on than a cemetery. HHGS members are mourning the loss of Danny who has sadly resigned, he was great, he put HHGS on the map, then they made dropped Community Manager.
HHGS has taken steps towards becoming a democracy, that gives them leverage over Habbox, all HHGS needs now is a porn section and a way to download movies. The president of sulake would be furious and E-Mail Ross a complaint, you know while downloading "Fools Gold" and masturbating over HHGS porn. The other day Ross asked for 50 quid in the shoutbox, seriously Ross babes if your getting us to donate towards a Hooker at least get a different one. all your going to get for 50 quid is crabs.
Well that rounds off another Day, the word Day originates from a Latin word which means "Not Night". Please send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com I reply to ALL E-Mails usually within 24 hours, which is quicker than your ban appeal on Habbox will even reach the inbox. Anyway leave me a comment and say what you thought. I want to know your opinions on me featuring HHGS today, I'm curious on how well the idea is received. Love you all my dear readers, tell your friends please, tell them it's an adult site or something.
Adzehlovers
Sunday, 20 April 2008
In the wake of Jake...
Hello!
I'm Immensething. And by that I don't mean that I'm a wrinkled sack hanging limply from Jake's scrotum, no! I mean I'm the newest addition to the Adzehlovers team.
No matter how little light Jake's genitals recieve, I'll be bringing you the latest satirical take on Habbox headlines including the launch of ---MAD---'s upcoming book, "Sierk and I: HTML -Here's To My Lover"
This is just an introduction, see below for the today's (Sunday) Adzehlovers update, written by Adzehlovers himself.
Now, back in Jake's dingy briefs, where I belong... can I smell a the unmistakeable aroma of a slightly moist inter-buttock area?
I'm Immensething. And by that I don't mean that I'm a wrinkled sack hanging limply from Jake's scrotum, no! I mean I'm the newest addition to the Adzehlovers team.
No matter how little light Jake's genitals recieve, I'll be bringing you the latest satirical take on Habbox headlines including the launch of ---MAD---'s upcoming book, "Sierk and I: HTML -Here's To My Lover"
This is just an introduction, see below for the today's (Sunday) Adzehlovers update, written by Adzehlovers himself.
Now, back in Jake's dingy briefs, where I belong... can I smell a the unmistakeable aroma of a slightly moist inter-buttock area?
Super Mods, Sun and Sex
Yesterday morning habbox had unexpected downtime. Many users we're left hopelessly stranded wondering what to do because habbox was down. Reports say one went as far as suicide, or as it's normally known Clubhabbo. Some staff decided to go outside for the first time in a while, so long actually that they check the colour of the grass hadn't changed. They looked up at the big ball of the light in the sky and wondered if it was armageddon.
5 staff members have been hacked in the past week, ---MAD--- sat down at his computer looking at the five hacked accounts and sighed "Best week so far". In other news we have 2 new Super Moderators moderating the streets of habbox. Habbox should get a Superhero, Habbox-Man, created after being bitten by a radioactive noob. I should write a comic book! Luke was sacked as a moderator, I'm going to miss you mate.
An advertisement for a sex website came up while a member was sending a PM, one member asked "what is this sex thing you speaketh of," but hey at least being a habbo addict is finally paying off. I get blow jobs all the time....I get handed a pack of balloons and get told to get puffing. Habbox is used by kids, if you want to displays ads for that you may as well dress up as a clown and hand out balloon shaped penises. But since Ads like that are displayed maybe my suggestion of having a porn sec ion on habbox will be taken seriously.
PaulMacC is practically begging me to put him in this blog, I put you in on Friday's blog, what do you want a permanent column? Today he stole an egg, yes that's right an egg, dude if your going to be an outlaw steal the whole bloody chicken. So Paul's mates i just want to say paul is cool, I've had him locked in my fridge all day, does tomorrow suit for delivery. Love you Paul.
If you want me to love you then all you need to do is send me some love to adzehlovers@hotmail.com. Now before i go I'd just like to say that today i heard L_W is leaving, there there E5 it's OK to cry, there will be other staff to stalk. Anyway leave me a comment and say what you thought and also say something nice in the Chat Box. For another day, is another time to shine. (I have no idea where the hell that came from.)
Adzehlovers
5 staff members have been hacked in the past week, ---MAD--- sat down at his computer looking at the five hacked accounts and sighed "Best week so far". In other news we have 2 new Super Moderators moderating the streets of habbox. Habbox should get a Superhero, Habbox-Man, created after being bitten by a radioactive noob. I should write a comic book! Luke was sacked as a moderator, I'm going to miss you mate.
An advertisement for a sex website came up while a member was sending a PM, one member asked "what is this sex thing you speaketh of," but hey at least being a habbo addict is finally paying off. I get blow jobs all the time....I get handed a pack of balloons and get told to get puffing. Habbox is used by kids, if you want to displays ads for that you may as well dress up as a clown and hand out balloon shaped penises. But since Ads like that are displayed maybe my suggestion of having a porn sec ion on habbox will be taken seriously.
PaulMacC is practically begging me to put him in this blog, I put you in on Friday's blog, what do you want a permanent column? Today he stole an egg, yes that's right an egg, dude if your going to be an outlaw steal the whole bloody chicken. So Paul's mates i just want to say paul is cool, I've had him locked in my fridge all day, does tomorrow suit for delivery. Love you Paul.
If you want me to love you then all you need to do is send me some love to adzehlovers@hotmail.com. Now before i go I'd just like to say that today i heard L_W is leaving, there there E5 it's OK to cry, there will be other staff to stalk. Anyway leave me a comment and say what you thought and also say something nice in the Chat Box. For another day, is another time to shine. (I have no idea where the hell that came from.)
Adzehlovers
Friday, 18 April 2008
A little bit of -Nick and Tuck
So let's start of this wonderful Friday by saying a big congratualtions to -Nick who is now Assistant Forum Manager, but mate you nicked my position. I'm sure you have many ideas on what you want to do, Read to the blind, stop global warming, become a whore, oh sorry your not running for Miss America.
The Chat Room is now accessible by people with 30 posts, isn't that a bit like putting disable toilets, wait sorry, easy access toilets in an ice rink. When I go to Chat with myself because no one ever uses it i don't want some noob asking me directions to send a PM. I think Habbox have read a bit to much "Dictatorship for Dummies", I know I was complaining that no one ever uses it but maybe you should make it 100 posts, or if that's to high, 99 posts.
PaulMacC has asked me to feature him in my blog, well mate I love you and all but you never do anything funny or controversial, do something worth discussing and of course you'll get your fifteen minutes of fame, you might get twenty if you had a picture of you with a dildo, twenty-five if Jake's in it, OK you get the picture. I'm just saying do something I can talk about, don't suppose you run a chocolate factory? I'd love to meet another oompa loompa, the only one I've met so far is Galaxy. Anyway Paul is a great, funny, brilliant, amazing guy who unlike a lot of people actually has a life, if he takes your fancy then request a date with him at perfectmatch.com.
So anyway I installed a sexy looking chat box so you can all, well you know, chat in. So i hope you enjoy that. Drop me and E-Mail at adzehlovers@hotmail.com because there's nothing more that I love than receiving than your love. Leave a comment on this blog and tell me what you thought. See you all tomorrow.
Adzehlovers
The Chat Room is now accessible by people with 30 posts, isn't that a bit like putting disable toilets, wait sorry, easy access toilets in an ice rink. When I go to Chat with myself because no one ever uses it i don't want some noob asking me directions to send a PM. I think Habbox have read a bit to much "Dictatorship for Dummies", I know I was complaining that no one ever uses it but maybe you should make it 100 posts, or if that's to high, 99 posts.
PaulMacC has asked me to feature him in my blog, well mate I love you and all but you never do anything funny or controversial, do something worth discussing and of course you'll get your fifteen minutes of fame, you might get twenty if you had a picture of you with a dildo, twenty-five if Jake's in it, OK you get the picture. I'm just saying do something I can talk about, don't suppose you run a chocolate factory? I'd love to meet another oompa loompa, the only one I've met so far is Galaxy. Anyway Paul is a great, funny, brilliant, amazing guy who unlike a lot of people actually has a life, if he takes your fancy then request a date with him at perfectmatch.com.
So anyway I installed a sexy looking chat box so you can all, well you know, chat in. So i hope you enjoy that. Drop me and E-Mail at adzehlovers@hotmail.com because there's nothing more that I love than receiving than your love. Leave a comment on this blog and tell me what you thought. See you all tomorrow.
Adzehlovers
Thursday, 17 April 2008
Good Luck ---MAD---
---MAD--- will be away for the next month to concentrate on his exams, good luck. So Habbox will be run by Immenseman, Joshuar and Nvrspk4, if we invite Winston Churchill and Martin Luther King then we have the perfect Habbox. I think now these 3 guys are incharge my hopes of a Habbox Strip Joint could be a reality, who wouldn't pay to see Jake take his top off.
A new firewall has been installed on Habbox, apparently it's crap so has Jin been on the Gin? It seems to have caused a bit of a havoc, or as Habbox call it, a typical Thursday. The News Reporters could report on it if they have any experience reporting train wrecks. Now, now, just kidding, it's for our own safety it's like using a condom, we need it so we don't get anything unwanted.
Well today has been one of those days were nothing happens, it's kind of like stalemate, they can't make a move, nor can I (That phrase can also be used when 2 amateurs have sex). So I'm going to discuss 3 E-Mails I received. the first one was from Immenseman saying he loves this blog and wanting to know my true identity, I told him it would be like Peter Parker telling people he was Spider-Man. Jake I think you have the power of popularity, it was like you we're bitten by a radioactive hot cheerleader or something, so you could use your powers for good and promote us and then afterwards do adverts for Use Condoms.
Another E-Mail I got was a simple E-Mail saying "I have a dream about Adzehlovers, but i don't want to talk about it." What if Martin Luther King had said that "I have a dream!....But I don't really want to tell you about it." A final E-Mail was an E-Mail asking me to confirm my registration at Matchmaker.com, whoever did that then Bravo, it one-nil by the way if i were you I wouldn't drink that milkshake :P.
Well that's all for today, perhaps tomorrow someone, somewhere will do something interesting. Oh and i have to mention a goodbye to LucasAge who resigned as a Super moderator, i was told off yesterday for not mentioning him. Anyway send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com, just think you E-Mail could be in the same inbox as the E-Mail Jake sent me. Leave a comment on this entry and tell me what you thought.
Adzehlovers
A new firewall has been installed on Habbox, apparently it's crap so has Jin been on the Gin? It seems to have caused a bit of a havoc, or as Habbox call it, a typical Thursday. The News Reporters could report on it if they have any experience reporting train wrecks. Now, now, just kidding, it's for our own safety it's like using a condom, we need it so we don't get anything unwanted.
Well today has been one of those days were nothing happens, it's kind of like stalemate, they can't make a move, nor can I (That phrase can also be used when 2 amateurs have sex). So I'm going to discuss 3 E-Mails I received. the first one was from Immenseman saying he loves this blog and wanting to know my true identity, I told him it would be like Peter Parker telling people he was Spider-Man. Jake I think you have the power of popularity, it was like you we're bitten by a radioactive hot cheerleader or something, so you could use your powers for good and promote us and then afterwards do adverts for Use Condoms.
Another E-Mail I got was a simple E-Mail saying "I have a dream about Adzehlovers, but i don't want to talk about it." What if Martin Luther King had said that "I have a dream!....But I don't really want to tell you about it." A final E-Mail was an E-Mail asking me to confirm my registration at Matchmaker.com, whoever did that then Bravo, it one-nil by the way if i were you I wouldn't drink that milkshake :P.
Well that's all for today, perhaps tomorrow someone, somewhere will do something interesting. Oh and i have to mention a goodbye to LucasAge who resigned as a Super moderator, i was told off yesterday for not mentioning him. Anyway send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com, just think you E-Mail could be in the same inbox as the E-Mail Jake sent me. Leave a comment on this entry and tell me what you thought.
Adzehlovers
Wednesday, 16 April 2008
A word from the Mrs.
Before I even get onto discussing habbox I want to tell you about an E-Mail I recieved today. It was from someone who claimed to be Sierk's Habbo wife, i was shocked, sierk isn't married to ---MAD---? She said in the E-Mail that I should stop making fun of Sierk, oh I'm sorry Mrs. Sierk I didn't realize you had the balls in this marriage. So when was the wedding, was it around the same time E5 and Lost_Witness got married? Of course I don't actually believe that you are Sierk's wife and at what point did I make a joke about Sierk? Maybe you should use your head for something other than a place to rest your ankles. If I am wrong and you two are actually sad enough to Habbo date then St. peter will be along any minute to take sierk's penis.
Now let's get back on topic, I don't want to get infracted, oh yea that's right Favourtism quit. Anyway today Mat64 returned to the mod team, the 3rd decent mod to join this week, all we need now is EternalMasque and a slut with big boobs and the Mod department is on it's way to being decent. Unfortunately Anthony is no longer a Moderator, shit one like.
The Habbox Chat room was empty today, obviously. It was a great move buying a Chat Room for a Forum I would have never though of saying what I needed in a thread. The money could have been spent on something more worth our while, like getting Jess a boob job. I just realised that there is a lack on girl staff, either Habbox is extremely sexest, girls are to stupid to do the job or the most likely reason that girls have lives.
Well another short entry today because we had squat to talk about, maybe someone will do something actually worth discussing tomorrow and we can get this baby on the road. Send me some love by E-Mailing me at adzehlovers@hotmail.cm and when I say send me love I don't mean send me your Habbo wives. I'll see you tomorrow, maybe if there's still nothing to discuss I'll just put a picture of a naked woman up. Leave a comment and tell me what you thought. Also some exciting news i will be installing a shoutbox so you can all, you know, shout things. See you later.
Adzehlovers
Now let's get back on topic, I don't want to get infracted, oh yea that's right Favourtism quit. Anyway today Mat64 returned to the mod team, the 3rd decent mod to join this week, all we need now is EternalMasque and a slut with big boobs and the Mod department is on it's way to being decent. Unfortunately Anthony is no longer a Moderator, shit one like.
The Habbox Chat room was empty today, obviously. It was a great move buying a Chat Room for a Forum I would have never though of saying what I needed in a thread. The money could have been spent on something more worth our while, like getting Jess a boob job. I just realised that there is a lack on girl staff, either Habbox is extremely sexest, girls are to stupid to do the job or the most likely reason that girls have lives.
Well another short entry today because we had squat to talk about, maybe someone will do something actually worth discussing tomorrow and we can get this baby on the road. Send me some love by E-Mailing me at adzehlovers@hotmail.cm and when I say send me love I don't mean send me your Habbo wives. I'll see you tomorrow, maybe if there's still nothing to discuss I'll just put a picture of a naked woman up. Leave a comment and tell me what you thought. Also some exciting news i will be installing a shoutbox so you can all, you know, shout things. See you later.
Adzehlovers
Tuesday, 15 April 2008
It's just my Favourtism of the week.
Today I bring you sad news, Joshuar was mugged, apparently the mugger thought he was in New York at a 50 Cent concert and mistook Joshuar for a member of ClubHabbo. I am utterly disgraced that someone would do that to Josh, they have every Bastard at the gig to choose from so why they picked the nicest guy there I don't know. I actually want to know who it is, I'll have to get someone to hunt them down and stalk them, how much does E5 charge?
RussianDanovar created a thread trying to turn Habbox into a democracy, Dan you've been at Habbox long enough to know that it is run by Fascists. You said you had something similar being put in place on HHGS, well of course you do, Ross will agree to anything for fifty quid and a blow job. Trying to change Habbox would be like trying to change Nazi germany, you don't see people walking up to Hitler asking him to become a democracy, except maybe the American's. The only way Habbox would change if you got Britain and France to go to war with it, and you know I don't see that happening. But nevertheless it was an amazing idea and I really wish Habbox would introduce it.
Favourtism resigned today, that means there will be a thousand less infractions given and other Moderators actually stand a chance. I actually honour this guy, he has some sort of 6th sense, as soon as a rule was broken he was there to fix it almost instantly. Good luck with your new job at GhostBusters mate.
So that's it for today it seems. Check back tomorrow for another entry at the worlds greatest blog. Drop me an E-Mail at adzehlovers@hotmail.com and send me some love. Also comment on the blog entry. A big happy 1 week anniversary to this blog, may it continue for a long time to come. See you all tomorrow, also tell your Friends about us at get Adzehlovers on the map.
Adzehlovers
RussianDanovar created a thread trying to turn Habbox into a democracy, Dan you've been at Habbox long enough to know that it is run by Fascists. You said you had something similar being put in place on HHGS, well of course you do, Ross will agree to anything for fifty quid and a blow job. Trying to change Habbox would be like trying to change Nazi germany, you don't see people walking up to Hitler asking him to become a democracy, except maybe the American's. The only way Habbox would change if you got Britain and France to go to war with it, and you know I don't see that happening. But nevertheless it was an amazing idea and I really wish Habbox would introduce it.
Favourtism resigned today, that means there will be a thousand less infractions given and other Moderators actually stand a chance. I actually honour this guy, he has some sort of 6th sense, as soon as a rule was broken he was there to fix it almost instantly. Good luck with your new job at GhostBusters mate.
So that's it for today it seems. Check back tomorrow for another entry at the worlds greatest blog. Drop me an E-Mail at adzehlovers@hotmail.com and send me some love. Also comment on the blog entry. A big happy 1 week anniversary to this blog, may it continue for a long time to come. See you all tomorrow, also tell your Friends about us at get Adzehlovers on the map.
Adzehlovers
Monday, 14 April 2008
Extra, Extra. Read All About It.
Two days into the job of being Graphic Manager, and One day after a talk about Security extra managed to get himself hacked, well I wouldn't mind getting hacked if it would piss off ---MAD---. The hacker posted an announcement saying habbox was shit, dude you got the wrong site, that should be ClubHabbo.
Last night Mrs.McCall who ironically is a boy, see what happens when you don't hit your kids, was interviewing Immenseman. The show was obviously successful, people heard the name Immenseman and came running to his aid. Jake could be the next Paris Hilton, a click of his fingers and he could have 2 hookers pressed up against him and the ability to make a mediocre movie.
Galaxy resigned from the helpdesk reports say it was because when he took the job he didn't realize he would have to be helpful. Good luck in the future mate, I'll see you back at the helpdesk tomorrow.
Rosie and Edan returned to the Moderator Department, so now that makes a total of 2 decent Moderators. A lot has changed since they were last Moderators, now Noobs have been given rights and banning for no reason is cool. Right I'm joking, the Moderator Department does have quite a lot of respect for free speech, unfortunately that means squat to Sierk.
So that's it for today unfortunately. I received an E-Mail yesterday asking why I didn't post an entry, well Sunday is the day is a day off, it is extremely tiring keeping you lot entertained so remember to send me some love by E-Mailing me at Adzehlovers@hotmail.com. Check back tomorrow for another entry reflecting on the days events. Leave a comment on the entry and tell me what you thought.
Adzehlovers
Last night Mrs.McCall who ironically is a boy, see what happens when you don't hit your kids, was interviewing Immenseman. The show was obviously successful, people heard the name Immenseman and came running to his aid. Jake could be the next Paris Hilton, a click of his fingers and he could have 2 hookers pressed up against him and the ability to make a mediocre movie.
Galaxy resigned from the helpdesk reports say it was because when he took the job he didn't realize he would have to be helpful. Good luck in the future mate, I'll see you back at the helpdesk tomorrow.
Rosie and Edan returned to the Moderator Department, so now that makes a total of 2 decent Moderators. A lot has changed since they were last Moderators, now Noobs have been given rights and banning for no reason is cool. Right I'm joking, the Moderator Department does have quite a lot of respect for free speech, unfortunately that means squat to Sierk.
So that's it for today unfortunately. I received an E-Mail yesterday asking why I didn't post an entry, well Sunday is the day is a day off, it is extremely tiring keeping you lot entertained so remember to send me some love by E-Mailing me at Adzehlovers@hotmail.com. Check back tomorrow for another entry reflecting on the days events. Leave a comment on the entry and tell me what you thought.
Adzehlovers
Saturday, 12 April 2008
A trip to the undertaker
Howdy folks. Whoa howdy is such a funny word, 8freak8 used to always say it, I miss it, makes me laugh. I wonder who invented the word howdy. I bet he was gay. No straight guy is going to say you know what the English language needs a word called howdy. But damn it he was genius.
Anyway today's main news is Undertaker getting banned for having a negative attitude. When you go to pizza hut and don't like the pizza you don't get banned so why does Habbox do it. It's not exactly a just reason to ban someone. Maybe if we get enough people together and have fiery protests on the streets of India and maybe they will unban Undertaker, It worked for getting people to hate Jade Goody. But if you get banned for negative posting then Hollywood should be long gone. Perhaps Dan will get unbanned but if not then get over it. I also got reports that Typoh was banned as well, but he's a noob so bite me.
HabboLive is giving you the chance to win 50 Habbo credits for doing a spot the difference. Sorry but I'm not three and I'm not retarded so looks like I don't have time to enter. HabboxLive hasn't been the same since the days of eternalmasque, he was amazing, he had the music, the voice, the groove and he took the quiz and it turns out he puts his career before men. HabboxLive is still good, Jess is hot, I listen to her voice and imagine being in her pants, then she plays some Justin Timberlake crap and I lose the erection.
So guys it's just a short entry today because I'm going out, yes I have a life. But before I go RVR Applications opened today, you could be working with Jake if you apply. it would be like Courtney Cox at the Bruce Springsteen concert, this could be how you get recognised. It probably won't, actually it's highly unlikely, you have more chance of winning the lottery. But you never know maybe it will. ---MAD--- used to be a RVR, you could end up GM one day, but I would head out and buy those lottery tickets now if i where you.
Also another note Adzeh said that he resigned because ---MAD--- was a pain in the arse, thank you for stating the obvious. But seriously if you get to know MAD and give him some tender loving care and never say anything bad about Habbox then he is a great guy. He'd be even better if he Unbanned Dan but heck nobody's perfect. Remember you can E-Mail me at adzehlovers@hotmail.com (And don't be using that E-Mail top sign up to perfectmatch.com, because I'll know it's you) Also leave a comment of this entry and tell me what you thought.
Toddles. (I bet the guy who came up with that is also gay)
AdzehLovers
Anyway today's main news is Undertaker getting banned for having a negative attitude. When you go to pizza hut and don't like the pizza you don't get banned so why does Habbox do it. It's not exactly a just reason to ban someone. Maybe if we get enough people together and have fiery protests on the streets of India and maybe they will unban Undertaker, It worked for getting people to hate Jade Goody. But if you get banned for negative posting then Hollywood should be long gone. Perhaps Dan will get unbanned but if not then get over it. I also got reports that Typoh was banned as well, but he's a noob so bite me.
HabboLive is giving you the chance to win 50 Habbo credits for doing a spot the difference. Sorry but I'm not three and I'm not retarded so looks like I don't have time to enter. HabboxLive hasn't been the same since the days of eternalmasque, he was amazing, he had the music, the voice, the groove and he took the quiz and it turns out he puts his career before men. HabboxLive is still good, Jess is hot, I listen to her voice and imagine being in her pants, then she plays some Justin Timberlake crap and I lose the erection.
So guys it's just a short entry today because I'm going out, yes I have a life. But before I go RVR Applications opened today, you could be working with Jake if you apply. it would be like Courtney Cox at the Bruce Springsteen concert, this could be how you get recognised. It probably won't, actually it's highly unlikely, you have more chance of winning the lottery. But you never know maybe it will. ---MAD--- used to be a RVR, you could end up GM one day, but I would head out and buy those lottery tickets now if i where you.
Also another note Adzeh said that he resigned because ---MAD--- was a pain in the arse, thank you for stating the obvious. But seriously if you get to know MAD and give him some tender loving care and never say anything bad about Habbox then he is a great guy. He'd be even better if he Unbanned Dan but heck nobody's perfect. Remember you can E-Mail me at adzehlovers@hotmail.com (And don't be using that E-Mail top sign up to perfectmatch.com, because I'll know it's you) Also leave a comment of this entry and tell me what you thought.
Toddles. (I bet the guy who came up with that is also gay)
AdzehLovers
Friday, 11 April 2008
Bad news from the clinic.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. (OK I better stop saying that now so i don't freak the readers out). I can't believe they're gone, all my hopes, all my dreams, ruined in less than 2 hours. Yes I'm talking about NintendoNews being fired and Roboevil quitting. I almost couldn't bring myself to write to you today, I slipped into clinical depression, watched Come Dine with me and ate a piece of uncooked microwave bacon. But then after Harvey had cooked up some crappy mango dessert it hit me that I had a job to do and damn I was going to do it.
Tim was amazing and firing him was Habbox's loss. He worked for HxHD for as long as i can remember, and although I'm not sad enough to actually visit the helpdesk (unless I'm stalking Nvrspk4) I'm damn sure if he was a good a manager as he is person then Habbox just made a big mistake.
Then less than 2 hours after taking a hard hit from the announcement about Tim they decide to announce Robo quit, almost giving me a stroke. Seriously ---MAD--- just go to school and stop trying to kill your users. RoboEvil was fantastic at graphics, I used to rush home from school to watch repeats of Deal or No Deal then do homework and then look at his graphics, that's how special they were to me. Robo was funny, bright, amazing, witty. Oh wait I'm talking about myself. RoboEvil was great it's a shame to see him leave, now pack up your belongings and get the hell out. But Robo if your reading this and your looking for work you could always grow boobs and work at Hooters. There's one right down the road from me, I'm pretty sure Tweety works in there, except on the days that (s)he decides to be a man.
Some congratulations are in order however. Well done to .-.extra.-., Dan2nd and 088! on your Manager promotions. Oh crap I can't think of anything witty to say. But I will say this, just remember to take your oath of allegiance to never say anything bad about Habbox. Seriously do it no, put your right hand up in the air, your left hand on your heart and Sierk will hold the gun to your head. Oh look I did come up with something witty.
Tonight there was a game of Bingo at 6:45. The success thread has yet to be posted so I take it Immenseman couldn't make it then, don't worry there's no shame in "Good turn out." I remember when I was an EO, my events all sucked probably because Jake wasn't there and nvrspk couldn't make it so no one really gave a toss about it. But in all fairness, my event whipped ClubHabbo's event so there's a mediocre achievement.
Now I do owe someone a little piece of comiserations. Soimon got sacked as a content designer last night after I posted the blog so he never got his moment of fame in the blog. Well... what you gonna do. If you seriously want in the blog, I'll make fun of you for a small fee. No? Oh well your loss.
Anyway that's all we have time for. Drop me an E-Mail at adzehlovers@hotmail.com or leave a comment on this blog entry. Again this blog is only a joke, I don't set out to hurt anyone intentionally, doing that is just the cherry on top of the cake. Join me tomorrow for more laughs and mockery. And remember folks it's a sin to kill a mocking bird, unless it's particularly annoying.
Adzehlovers
Tim was amazing and firing him was Habbox's loss. He worked for HxHD for as long as i can remember, and although I'm not sad enough to actually visit the helpdesk (unless I'm stalking Nvrspk4) I'm damn sure if he was a good a manager as he is person then Habbox just made a big mistake.
Then less than 2 hours after taking a hard hit from the announcement about Tim they decide to announce Robo quit, almost giving me a stroke. Seriously ---MAD--- just go to school and stop trying to kill your users. RoboEvil was fantastic at graphics, I used to rush home from school to watch repeats of Deal or No Deal then do homework and then look at his graphics, that's how special they were to me. Robo was funny, bright, amazing, witty. Oh wait I'm talking about myself. RoboEvil was great it's a shame to see him leave, now pack up your belongings and get the hell out. But Robo if your reading this and your looking for work you could always grow boobs and work at Hooters. There's one right down the road from me, I'm pretty sure Tweety works in there, except on the days that (s)he decides to be a man.
Some congratulations are in order however. Well done to .-.extra.-., Dan2nd and 088! on your Manager promotions. Oh crap I can't think of anything witty to say. But I will say this, just remember to take your oath of allegiance to never say anything bad about Habbox. Seriously do it no, put your right hand up in the air, your left hand on your heart and Sierk will hold the gun to your head. Oh look I did come up with something witty.
Tonight there was a game of Bingo at 6:45. The success thread has yet to be posted so I take it Immenseman couldn't make it then, don't worry there's no shame in "Good turn out." I remember when I was an EO, my events all sucked probably because Jake wasn't there and nvrspk couldn't make it so no one really gave a toss about it. But in all fairness, my event whipped ClubHabbo's event so there's a mediocre achievement.
Now I do owe someone a little piece of comiserations. Soimon got sacked as a content designer last night after I posted the blog so he never got his moment of fame in the blog. Well... what you gonna do. If you seriously want in the blog, I'll make fun of you for a small fee. No? Oh well your loss.
Anyway that's all we have time for. Drop me an E-Mail at adzehlovers@hotmail.com or leave a comment on this blog entry. Again this blog is only a joke, I don't set out to hurt anyone intentionally, doing that is just the cherry on top of the cake. Join me tomorrow for more laughs and mockery. And remember folks it's a sin to kill a mocking bird, unless it's particularly annoying.
Adzehlovers
Thursday, 10 April 2008
The Habbox Dream
Hello people of the world, I am Mr. Adzehlovers and I bring you some important news! Immenseman had another great turnout at an event! If you read my previous blog you will know I said that anything immenseman does is guaranteed a success. He reminds me of Apple, it doesn't matter how crappy their next product is it is guaranteed success so they can put ridiculous prices on them. Seriously who wants a three hundred quid IPhone when you can get a phone that does the exact same, but doesn't have the apple logo for free with a contract. Anyway iconz.. won a Hc, but I'm damn sure he could get 3 HC's for that if he advertised the fact Jake used to own it. At the end of Jake's announcement he wrote "Hope to see you at my next event." Of course he's going to, if CNN knew how to work a computer they would send a reporter.
Now there was staff changes today, Habboxlive had a few changes and so did the news department, Yum had to do his first firing today, it was a sad day, someone I don't know lost his job, shit one like. Anyway I'm sure he was good so good luck in the future kid, but remember it could always be worse, you could be working for Clubhabbo.
Now 8Freak8 had a dream, the dream was deeply rooted in the Habbox dream. He had a dream that one day members of Habbox could eat together at the table of brotherhood regardless of their Habbo background. Wait no, sorry, that was someone Else's dream. 8Freak8 had a dream that Habbox would mainly be Super Moderators, one of his aims for 2007 was to make the majority of Moderators Super Moderators and have the Moderator position for newer Mods. He must have woke up because there are only 5 Super Mods. Speaking of Super Mods it's been days since favourtism was on my back, is he OK, maybe we should check with the captain of the flying moneys.
But anyway back to the dream, when Lawrence resigned the dream must have changed, you know as they do. One day the American dream was to not judge people by their skin colour, then the dream changed to lets invade Iraq and cost the economy eight billion a month. But ---MAD--- must have his own dream. I to have a dream it's called the Habbox Escort Service, basically it would be an Escort Service on Habbox. They could make a few bucks if they had a few hot hookers on there, that's something Sierk should look into, because we would all benefit from it. Of course Habbo wouldn't approve of it, but if you give L_W a free quickie I'm sure you could win them over.
So that's all the time I have for today, but before I go I'd like to announce a competition. For every 300 hits this blog gets I will be giving away 1 month of free Habbox VIP. To be in with the chance of winning all you have to do is advertise us on another site and E-Mail me a link to adzehlovers@hotmail.com then you will automatically be entered for the draw. Good Luck. Also show me some love and drop me an E-Mail and tell me what you think of the site. If you are offended by this blog then don't bloody well read it. Again I appologize to Habbox Management, I honestly do love you really.
Bye
Adzehlovers
Now there was staff changes today, Habboxlive had a few changes and so did the news department, Yum had to do his first firing today, it was a sad day, someone I don't know lost his job, shit one like. Anyway I'm sure he was good so good luck in the future kid, but remember it could always be worse, you could be working for Clubhabbo.
Now 8Freak8 had a dream, the dream was deeply rooted in the Habbox dream. He had a dream that one day members of Habbox could eat together at the table of brotherhood regardless of their Habbo background. Wait no, sorry, that was someone Else's dream. 8Freak8 had a dream that Habbox would mainly be Super Moderators, one of his aims for 2007 was to make the majority of Moderators Super Moderators and have the Moderator position for newer Mods. He must have woke up because there are only 5 Super Mods. Speaking of Super Mods it's been days since favourtism was on my back, is he OK, maybe we should check with the captain of the flying moneys.
But anyway back to the dream, when Lawrence resigned the dream must have changed, you know as they do. One day the American dream was to not judge people by their skin colour, then the dream changed to lets invade Iraq and cost the economy eight billion a month. But ---MAD--- must have his own dream. I to have a dream it's called the Habbox Escort Service, basically it would be an Escort Service on Habbox. They could make a few bucks if they had a few hot hookers on there, that's something Sierk should look into, because we would all benefit from it. Of course Habbo wouldn't approve of it, but if you give L_W a free quickie I'm sure you could win them over.
So that's all the time I have for today, but before I go I'd like to announce a competition. For every 300 hits this blog gets I will be giving away 1 month of free Habbox VIP. To be in with the chance of winning all you have to do is advertise us on another site and E-Mail me a link to adzehlovers@hotmail.com then you will automatically be entered for the draw. Good Luck. Also show me some love and drop me an E-Mail and tell me what you think of the site. If you are offended by this blog then don't bloody well read it. Again I appologize to Habbox Management, I honestly do love you really.
Bye
Adzehlovers
Wednesday, 9 April 2008
What a boring day *Yawn*
Today hasn't been of much interest to anyone. Not much seems to have went on. ZL2 resigned, I had no idea who he was but apparently he was great so sad to see him leave. His announcement thread wasn't very detailed, they seem to get less and less detailed as time goes on. Now here is where the mystery lies, I can't find ZL2's account. Perhaps he joined the witness protection programme and changed his name, or alternatively bought VIP and changed his name but I can't seem to find his account, Spoiler alert, maybe his account was deleted for some reason, ooh mysterious.
Now in this blog I do make jokes about Habbox but I want you to know Habbox is good for some things like, you can find out who's stalking Lost_Witness, what rare they'll ruined next, which stupid noob got hacked and who's crappy fansite failed.
Adzeh confirmed a new Habbox layout which will be interesting to see. I actually don't see the point people will just complain anyway, every time a change is made in Habbox there is always controversy because people still haven't learned that what they think usually means squat. Maybe we should all just applaud the layout whether we like it or not.
There really isn't much else to write about today, hopefully there will be more to discuss tomorrow otherwise and God forbid I might have to get off my ass and go do something else and we don't want that.
Please send me some love by E-Mailing me at adzehlovers@hotmail.com but obviously don't base it on this article because it sucked because nothing much happened at Habbox today, I should sue Habbox for damaging my business. Well I'll let you know how that one goes, they probably have some of the best lawyer in all of Habbo. Anyway check back tomorrow for what will hopefully be a better day in the world of Habbox, and if you are a manager reading this the for God sake do something and help me out here.
AdzehLovers
adzehlovers@hotmail.com
Now in this blog I do make jokes about Habbox but I want you to know Habbox is good for some things like, you can find out who's stalking Lost_Witness, what rare they'll ruined next, which stupid noob got hacked and who's crappy fansite failed.
Adzeh confirmed a new Habbox layout which will be interesting to see. I actually don't see the point people will just complain anyway, every time a change is made in Habbox there is always controversy because people still haven't learned that what they think usually means squat. Maybe we should all just applaud the layout whether we like it or not.
There really isn't much else to write about today, hopefully there will be more to discuss tomorrow otherwise and God forbid I might have to get off my ass and go do something else and we don't want that.
Please send me some love by E-Mailing me at adzehlovers@hotmail.com but obviously don't base it on this article because it sucked because nothing much happened at Habbox today, I should sue Habbox for damaging my business. Well I'll let you know how that one goes, they probably have some of the best lawyer in all of Habbo. Anyway check back tomorrow for what will hopefully be a better day in the world of Habbox, and if you are a manager reading this the for God sake do something and help me out here.
AdzehLovers
adzehlovers@hotmail.com
Tuesday, 8 April 2008
Today's happenings & Immenseman's week
I couldn't help myself I had to post another entry to discuss what's been happening today and another topical issue of what a brilliant week Immenseman has had.
Today marked something rather special, Sierk made a dismissal announcement! It's not usual to see Sierk creating threads to say people are no longer staff, it's usually ---MAD--- or Nvrspk4 (Neither of which seem to have real names!). I do feel sad that Hollywood isn't staff any more because he was one of the best staff, he wasn't afraid to voice his opinions and if he didn't like something he would sit back and not say anything, he would do something about it. Hollywood all the way.
Rep changes also happened today. For God sake make rep the way it used to be, I miss my high rep power. Rep isn't an issue, it's something stupid that they can use as a reason to give Infractions. If you get bad rep get over it, you probably deserved it, if you minus rep back then high five, an eye for an eye as some people say (OK nobody says that anymore.) Anyway maybe they should just ease up on rep and let us have a rep war, or rep revolution.
Now Immenseman is someone everyone knows, he is one of the most famous and legendary Habbox members. He's friendly, cool and a great manager which is probably why he is so popular. Well this week he became Assistant General Manager. What the AGM's that do not have Admin powers do beats me, I think they stand around and look beautiful (Sounds like something I could do). But anyway I'm really glad he got it, he deserves it. He had an event yesterday, which was obviously a success because it was his event. They should actually put him on advertisements for Got Milk? that would help their silly campaign. Then Jake got a HelpDesk promotion so I think Jake has had the best week on Habbox than anyone else hands down.
Now back to today's gossip, some guy I don't know got sacked, gutted like. Whenever they sack them they never actually say what their job's were. They also always say Thank you for your time and effort which they actually aren't thankful for because they just look as staff as replaceable volunteers. They also always say we wish you luck in the future when they actually mean to hell with you by tomorrow I will have forgotten who you are.
Mrs. McCall also rejoined the News team under the new management of Yum999 because, as you've probably heard Adzeh resigned. I really hope management don't find out who I am otherwise I'll be fired and I'll have one of them lousy Announcements that tells nobody anything. They should say the reason you got Fired, but then they couldn't get away with sacking people for not liking Managers.
Anyway I'll blog you tomorrow. Leave a comment or drop me an E-Mail at adzehlovers@hotmail.com . Remember to tell your friends about the site. If you are offended by anything I wrote then please note I'm only making a joke, if you still offended we have a helpline. Please ring 07770 774 914.
AdzehLovers
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Today marked something rather special, Sierk made a dismissal announcement! It's not usual to see Sierk creating threads to say people are no longer staff, it's usually ---MAD--- or Nvrspk4 (Neither of which seem to have real names!). I do feel sad that Hollywood isn't staff any more because he was one of the best staff, he wasn't afraid to voice his opinions and if he didn't like something he would sit back and not say anything, he would do something about it. Hollywood all the way.
Rep changes also happened today. For God sake make rep the way it used to be, I miss my high rep power. Rep isn't an issue, it's something stupid that they can use as a reason to give Infractions. If you get bad rep get over it, you probably deserved it, if you minus rep back then high five, an eye for an eye as some people say (OK nobody says that anymore.) Anyway maybe they should just ease up on rep and let us have a rep war, or rep revolution.
Now Immenseman is someone everyone knows, he is one of the most famous and legendary Habbox members. He's friendly, cool and a great manager which is probably why he is so popular. Well this week he became Assistant General Manager. What the AGM's that do not have Admin powers do beats me, I think they stand around and look beautiful (Sounds like something I could do). But anyway I'm really glad he got it, he deserves it. He had an event yesterday, which was obviously a success because it was his event. They should actually put him on advertisements for Got Milk? that would help their silly campaign. Then Jake got a HelpDesk promotion so I think Jake has had the best week on Habbox than anyone else hands down.
Now back to today's gossip, some guy I don't know got sacked, gutted like. Whenever they sack them they never actually say what their job's were. They also always say Thank you for your time and effort which they actually aren't thankful for because they just look as staff as replaceable volunteers. They also always say we wish you luck in the future when they actually mean to hell with you by tomorrow I will have forgotten who you are.
Mrs. McCall also rejoined the News team under the new management of Yum999 because, as you've probably heard Adzeh resigned. I really hope management don't find out who I am otherwise I'll be fired and I'll have one of them lousy Announcements that tells nobody anything. They should say the reason you got Fired, but then they couldn't get away with sacking people for not liking Managers.
Anyway I'll blog you tomorrow. Leave a comment or drop me an E-Mail at adzehlovers@hotmail.com . Remember to tell your friends about the site. If you are offended by anything I wrote then please note I'm only making a joke, if you still offended we have a helpline. Please ring 07770 774 914.
AdzehLovers
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Bye Adzeh
Adzeh resigning, couldn't believe it. He just left us all to dry our tears on our own. Sierk announced it and the world stopped for a few seconds. No more Adzeh: News manager.
I looked deeper into the story. Yum999 has taken over the position as News manager. Spoiler alert, conspiracy theory, maybe Adzeh was forced to leave. Perhaps it's all part of a plan, a plan to take over the world (Or well, you know, Habbox) and only one man could be capiable of such a plot... Yum999.
Yum999 released this statement "I recieved PM's from adzeh lovers they seem to think i forced him out or something."
If you want to stop this Habbox Revolation then spam Yum999's inbox.
Ha :P Just couldn't help myself. Don't actually do anything you just read. Yum999 will be a great manager of Habbox news department. He said yesterday he got mail from Adzeh lovers, then he called me a girl, I am a boy and I have the penis to prove it. Yum is one of my best friends so I really do wish him the best of luck on doing one of the most stressful jobs in Habbox History. Maybe that's why Adzeh left, the stress was to much for him, only time will tell.
Now as for this site, I will be blogging you all the latest Habbox goings on and my opinions on it right here on this blog. Check back for more blog articles.
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