Title: Here's to you Misawa, Nvrspk loves you more than you can know. (Formally Known As: This one Time At habbox)
Well I apologise for not writing in a while, just the rating have been bombing so it didn't seem like the effort, so do me a favour and support Adzehlovers by advertising it. Anyway in the last 4 days I've bee sick again and I watched the first 4 American Pies, I watched American Pie 1 Four times in the last three days because I love it, so if i start spurting out jokes from it, they aren't completely random.
Misawa is no longer staff, sorry mate but no one cares. There was no OMG thread made in feedback complaining, even E5 got one of those. So Nvrspk fired you which can rule out the possibility of your proposing Democracy on habbox, seeing as sierk deals with cases like that personally. Ah well mate you we're great, here's to you for all your great work. But can i propose something, offer to have sex with MAD in exchange for your jobs back, but i suppose doing him would be kind of like Necrophilia. Maybe the reason he was sacked was because he refused to join the Nazi party, become a hooker, raise one hand in the air, the other in his pants and bow down to MAD. I suppose you should NeVeR SPeaK out against management (Thanks to 9 year old Immensething for that joke, a complimentary Habbox condom is on it's way to you.)
The International Division has opened on Habbox, yea that makes up for closing Habbox World. The idea of this department sucks, not only does it suck, it blew chunks, bit the big one and then came back and sucked some more. I haven't seen sucking like that since Jake getting it on with Stifflers Mom (Oh I cross-refrenced American pie to Habbox, go me!). You should bring back HabboxWorld, admit scrapping it was a mistake and make a toast to the next step, or alternatively just make the toast and get me drunk and trick me into thinking it's a good idea. There are now 2 main reasons that separate habbox from Hitler. The first is Hitler would never give up land like Habbox gave up HabboxWorld (Unless the American's we're dropping atomic bombs on HabboxWorld?) and also Hitler wouldn't open an International Division because his aim was to send Jews away. So well done Habbox.
The Productions department has announce it will be doing Little Red Riding Hood, with a Habbox spin. So i take it the idea of Jake's porno wasn't accepted. But you could do a production about Jake Riding a Little Redneck in the Hood. It'd be bitchin man, bloody Immense, Totally with it. OK so that sound like a retarded band geek talking because I don't live in the hood but you get the picture. So sexy Matt babes if your listening, please do this other in return you could Suck Me Beautiful (Another American Pie quote).
A poll has opened to see which skin people like the best. None of them arouse me. You should make one with lesbians and Dildo's, then I'd rock out with my cock out (OK I'm getting very horny with all these American pie jokes, better stop before I Cum early :P) OK I have to tone down the jokes because Immenething doesn't want me talking so much about sex. So a poll about skins, that's funny, -Insert joke here-. So I have to be funny but not dirty. So this one time and band camp we had a campfire.....
So that's it for today, I would just like to say that we have had really bad ratings lately so please do make an effort to get Adzehlovers well known. Please also send me some love by E-Mailing adzehlovers@hotmail.com, I am aiming to get 10 fan mail in 24 hours so please send me it and I will reply as soon as I read it. Also please leave a comment on this blog and tell me what you thought of this entry and how I can make it better. Also the title of this entry is a spoof of the song Mrs. Robinson, just in case you thought the title was weird. All that's left to say is SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL......
Adzehlovers
Monday, 28 April 2008
Thursday, 24 April 2008
A little clammy and none to fresh
Well my dear friends and faithful readers, I have some sad news yesterday i was sick so apologies for you not getting a slice of action yesterday. But anyway I'm fine now, a little clammy and none to fresh but fine. And another piece of sad news, this blogs ratings are bombing quicker than ---MAD---'s popularity so make a special effort to send me some love by E-Mailing adzehlovers@hotmail.com and also tell your friends to read the blog.
Habbox has been upgraded to stop security exploits, sure blame VBulletin. Habbox will need the security for when we go to war with the Spartan's. The arcade and blog have been disabled, now what will Favourtism do on a Friday night.
,Jess, has been threatened by hackers.....again. If she gets any more threats she may have to be relocated. Maybe now security has improved there is less chance of her being a hacked, a yea right. But still Jess is amazingly hot, I'm not surprised hackers want to use their tools to access restricted areas, so it may be wise to get more protection (Cheap shot I know).
E5 has been fired because he is a supposed bad example, apparently MAD disliked the fact L_W got more attention from him. But needless to say MAD does get stalked, but that's usually only by the people who want to kiss his ass or kill him. Now getting serious for a moment, E5 was fired for "Setting a bad example", but maybe Habbox we're scared that he would post a news article on something he found out because a staff member he was stalking blurted it out? And maybe habbox have a reason to not want news like that on the site, *Cough* Roller catastrophe *Cough*. It's possible?
News applications are closing today, it's kind of like working for Nike, long hours and no pay. I could understand it when adzeh was manager, but now what's their selling point? If you wanted to be a journalist you'd work for Fox News, that's around Habbox level.
Anyway what another great day, I would just like to remind you that if ratings don't improve then the blog will axed so please get your friends involved. Please leave a comment and tell me what you thought and send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com. Have a nice day, and Jake if your reading this then "Blow me beautiful".
Adzehlovers
Habbox has been upgraded to stop security exploits, sure blame VBulletin. Habbox will need the security for when we go to war with the Spartan's. The arcade and blog have been disabled, now what will Favourtism do on a Friday night.
,Jess, has been threatened by hackers.....again. If she gets any more threats she may have to be relocated. Maybe now security has improved there is less chance of her being a hacked, a yea right. But still Jess is amazingly hot, I'm not surprised hackers want to use their tools to access restricted areas, so it may be wise to get more protection (Cheap shot I know).
E5 has been fired because he is a supposed bad example, apparently MAD disliked the fact L_W got more attention from him. But needless to say MAD does get stalked, but that's usually only by the people who want to kiss his ass or kill him. Now getting serious for a moment, E5 was fired for "Setting a bad example", but maybe Habbox we're scared that he would post a news article on something he found out because a staff member he was stalking blurted it out? And maybe habbox have a reason to not want news like that on the site, *Cough* Roller catastrophe *Cough*. It's possible?
News applications are closing today, it's kind of like working for Nike, long hours and no pay. I could understand it when adzeh was manager, but now what's their selling point? If you wanted to be a journalist you'd work for Fox News, that's around Habbox level.
Anyway what another great day, I would just like to remind you that if ratings don't improve then the blog will axed so please get your friends involved. Please leave a comment and tell me what you thought and send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com. Have a nice day, and Jake if your reading this then "Blow me beautiful".
Adzehlovers
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
Mission infractable...
Hey there, it's me, Immensething.
Dear Adzehlovers was away this evening, so I'm writing a much shortened version of the regular blog. As you can see, I'm not so good at thinking up witty headlines, although, unlike him, I can do it without immediately going into sexual overdrive.
The main story today was Elkaa introducing autobans for people with 10 infractions. While this may keep -:underweartaker:- away from HxForums (which I'm told are now listed as his place of permanent residence) for a little more than five minutes, it will do even more to promote Habbox as the Hitler Youth Forum.
You see, not only will we have every Tom, Dick and Mod waving their infraction card at innocent bystanders, but we will also have ---MAD--- and his Nazi elves parading the previously happy streets of Habbox. This may turn him into an alpha male hunk for the whinging housewife commonly known as Miss Sierk, but it causes very little stirring in my loins.
In other news, Jake has announced that they're are ten more little boys.. I mean trialists, being pimped.. sorry, pumped into the Habbox Rare Values system today. Among them is the famous e5, who will no doubt try and keep track of every single mochamaster, particularly that ever so elusive one next to Lost_Witness' bed. Then perhaps a steaming costa in the bed. Then possibly masturbating into a pillow. Only joking, we love e5 really.
Habbos who turned up at Roxy's rather tiresome "beat the bunny" event hoping to smash a rabbit's head in with a mallet were sadly disappointed, and their misery was only compounded when Jake didn't turn up. Probably far too busy sewing the name tags on the new Trialist's sailor jackets.
If they returned to HxF looking for something to tip them over the edge, then they found it. Yum999 announced that applications were coming to an end early, presumably he's found another crate full of Albanians desperate for a unrewarding and soul destroying job. Expect rubbish news to materialise next week, not that it can get much worse than e5's guided tour of Lostie's wardrobe and Finkelstien's textbook accounts which could make the commentary on a Paris Hilton sex video sound like a three day diary on watching paint dry.
That's all from me, except to say that it looks like jobs are available at the Articles department... If you enjoy writing poems about how you fell in love with a dwarf who was sadly swallowed by an airbag in a tragic car accident, then please feel free to jump into Professor-Alex's cauldron of slow, painful misery.
And that's all for today. Adzehlovers is back tomorrow, until then it's chow! *returns to the bomb raid shelter*
Dear Adzehlovers was away this evening, so I'm writing a much shortened version of the regular blog. As you can see, I'm not so good at thinking up witty headlines, although, unlike him, I can do it without immediately going into sexual overdrive.
The main story today was Elkaa introducing autobans for people with 10 infractions. While this may keep -:underweartaker:- away from HxForums (which I'm told are now listed as his place of permanent residence) for a little more than five minutes, it will do even more to promote Habbox as the Hitler Youth Forum.
You see, not only will we have every Tom, Dick and Mod waving their infraction card at innocent bystanders, but we will also have ---MAD--- and his Nazi elves parading the previously happy streets of Habbox. This may turn him into an alpha male hunk for the whinging housewife commonly known as Miss Sierk, but it causes very little stirring in my loins.
In other news, Jake has announced that they're are ten more little boys.. I mean trialists, being pimped.. sorry, pumped into the Habbox Rare Values system today. Among them is the famous e5, who will no doubt try and keep track of every single mochamaster, particularly that ever so elusive one next to Lost_Witness' bed. Then perhaps a steaming costa in the bed. Then possibly masturbating into a pillow. Only joking, we love e5 really.
Habbos who turned up at Roxy's rather tiresome "beat the bunny" event hoping to smash a rabbit's head in with a mallet were sadly disappointed, and their misery was only compounded when Jake didn't turn up. Probably far too busy sewing the name tags on the new Trialist's sailor jackets.
If they returned to HxF looking for something to tip them over the edge, then they found it. Yum999 announced that applications were coming to an end early, presumably he's found another crate full of Albanians desperate for a unrewarding and soul destroying job. Expect rubbish news to materialise next week, not that it can get much worse than e5's guided tour of Lostie's wardrobe and Finkelstien's textbook accounts which could make the commentary on a Paris Hilton sex video sound like a three day diary on watching paint dry.
That's all from me, except to say that it looks like jobs are available at the Articles department... If you enjoy writing poems about how you fell in love with a dwarf who was sadly swallowed by an airbag in a tragic car accident, then please feel free to jump into Professor-Alex's cauldron of slow, painful misery.
And that's all for today. Adzehlovers is back tomorrow, until then it's chow! *returns to the bomb raid shelter*
Monday, 21 April 2008
Slim Pickings
Well what can I say, today was, to put it nicely, More boring than that one time at band camp when sierk "Touched a girls ass", unfortunatly that woman had pushed her ass into his hand by accident and was also 85. May she rest in piece. Anyway all that really happened was Jake has announced his event, CNN should be there reporting live for those who cannot get in. Bomb-Head was particularly excited, there's nothing he loves more than Bingo, Jake and prostitutes, well 2 out of 3 ain't bad babes.
Jess has also announced that HabboxLive applications have closed. I love Jess's DJ'ing it gives me a hard on, but then suddenly I'm swinging a garden hose when it suddenly changes to HOBJOB. Habbo should create a new section in the catalogue called "Drugs and alcohol." Ross and his HHGS buddies would all get behind a bike shed for a friendly smoke man while habboxLive parties could be full on raves with speed being passed around, there's nothing drugs can help you with more than getting you through a Britney Spears song. And then ClubHabbo members could all gather together and go wild and take all kinds of calpol.
Ross (GoldenMerc) sent me an E-Mail asking for a HHGS section in the blog, so i thought I'd give other sites a chance for their time in the Limelight on days like this we're Habbox has less going on than a cemetery. HHGS members are mourning the loss of Danny who has sadly resigned, he was great, he put HHGS on the map, then they made dropped Community Manager.
HHGS has taken steps towards becoming a democracy, that gives them leverage over Habbox, all HHGS needs now is a porn section and a way to download movies. The president of sulake would be furious and E-Mail Ross a complaint, you know while downloading "Fools Gold" and masturbating over HHGS porn. The other day Ross asked for 50 quid in the shoutbox, seriously Ross babes if your getting us to donate towards a Hooker at least get a different one. all your going to get for 50 quid is crabs.
Well that rounds off another Day, the word Day originates from a Latin word which means "Not Night". Please send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com I reply to ALL E-Mails usually within 24 hours, which is quicker than your ban appeal on Habbox will even reach the inbox. Anyway leave me a comment and say what you thought. I want to know your opinions on me featuring HHGS today, I'm curious on how well the idea is received. Love you all my dear readers, tell your friends please, tell them it's an adult site or something.
Adzehlovers
Jess has also announced that HabboxLive applications have closed. I love Jess's DJ'ing it gives me a hard on, but then suddenly I'm swinging a garden hose when it suddenly changes to HOBJOB. Habbo should create a new section in the catalogue called "Drugs and alcohol." Ross and his HHGS buddies would all get behind a bike shed for a friendly smoke man while habboxLive parties could be full on raves with speed being passed around, there's nothing drugs can help you with more than getting you through a Britney Spears song. And then ClubHabbo members could all gather together and go wild and take all kinds of calpol.
Ross (GoldenMerc) sent me an E-Mail asking for a HHGS section in the blog, so i thought I'd give other sites a chance for their time in the Limelight on days like this we're Habbox has less going on than a cemetery. HHGS members are mourning the loss of Danny who has sadly resigned, he was great, he put HHGS on the map, then they made dropped Community Manager.
HHGS has taken steps towards becoming a democracy, that gives them leverage over Habbox, all HHGS needs now is a porn section and a way to download movies. The president of sulake would be furious and E-Mail Ross a complaint, you know while downloading "Fools Gold" and masturbating over HHGS porn. The other day Ross asked for 50 quid in the shoutbox, seriously Ross babes if your getting us to donate towards a Hooker at least get a different one. all your going to get for 50 quid is crabs.
Well that rounds off another Day, the word Day originates from a Latin word which means "Not Night". Please send me some love at adzehlovers@hotmail.com I reply to ALL E-Mails usually within 24 hours, which is quicker than your ban appeal on Habbox will even reach the inbox. Anyway leave me a comment and say what you thought. I want to know your opinions on me featuring HHGS today, I'm curious on how well the idea is received. Love you all my dear readers, tell your friends please, tell them it's an adult site or something.
Adzehlovers
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